September 2012
Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
Thats So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful.
Shake it Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.
August 2012
story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything
txtpostprince:
Tomorrow is September
lockpickpornography:
saying “no homo” confirms that yes you did consider the homo
your mind skimmed the homo long enough that you saw it as an option and felt the need to deny it just in case the other party did too
When you're in class bored and start making...
laugh-addict:
You’re like
And they’re all like
Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like
And everyone else is staring at you like
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Watchlaugh-addict:
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the-next-person:
youcalled:
excuseyou:
hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh:
futureofpanem:
thankful i have a proper url and not something like hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh
excuse you
you called?
don’t bring me into this im as sick as these faggoty jokes as the next person
fuck you i think they’re funny
verythirsty:
if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.
Home Alone
laugh-addict:
In the Daytime:
At Night:
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thechamberofsecrets:
sometimes i whine about how none of you never talk to me but then i remember that i don’t talk to any of you either
Realizing your house is pitch black after being on...
laugh-addict:
does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
Watch
stephen king: goodnight son
son: goodnight dad
stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
son: no-
stephen king: there once was an old man-
son: NO DAD IT'S FINE OKAY BYE
When you're walking down the steps at the cinema...
laugh-addict:
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einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
