July 2012
charmingbutnotsincere:
sweenytad:
I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.
I mean, fuck me.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
Joe has 21K notes.
Goddammit. TAD WE’RE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS YET.
rubeitalloverme:
“but the Bible says…”
Watchaustin-b-amaro:
swall0wmybullet:
OH MY GOD BARNEY RUBBLE.
They only forgot snow job from ed edd n eddy
huge-motha-fuckin-snake:
gi-nnyweasley:
harry-ron-andhermione:
professorgilderoy-lockhart:
enemiesofthe-heir:
thechamberofsecrets:
has been opened
shit
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
sammieslammajamma:
30secondstonarnia:
the olympics is a great time for us to come together and admire all the different countries’ hot athletes
amen.
me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
me: *cries*
Theodor Seuss Geisel: Can you use your imagination?
J.K. Rowling: Do you believe in Magic?
Rick Riordan: Do you know your myths?
Ryan Murphy: Why be like everyone else?
Suzanne Collins: Are you going to make the right choice?
George R. R. Martin: All die, so why fear it?
Veronica Roth: There are always secrets to be broken?
Cassandra Clare: What would you do for love?
Lauren Oliver: What is a world without love?
Orson Scott Card: Can you really break the status quo of society?
Scott Westerfeld: How does one define beauty?
Stephanie Meyer: How do you get a vampire to fuck you?
styleswhore:
willow smith is 11 and she’s worth $4 million
i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
Watchfreekahzoid:
yourethehoe:
ohyeselifresh:
clavid:
PARKOUR PARKOUR
why am I crying though?
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!
he kicked the shit out of the black one lol
me: relationships are stupid ill just be alone
me: omg look at that cute couple fuck i am so lonely
me: people are shit i dont need them
me: i need someone to cuddle with me
Watch
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
boazpriestly:
incognitovindicator:
rarutoshi:
you guys act like tumblr is an old cellar where we hide dead bodies what the fuck
with how much complaining there is here i guess you could say it’s a whine cellar
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2012 Olympic organisers: We've run out of ideas for the opening ceremony ...
2012 Olympic organisers: Lets look on Tumblr
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol:
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
GIF bitches…
