charmingbutnotsincere: sweenytad: I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Joe has 21K notes. Goddammit. TAD WE’RE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS YET.
rubeitalloverme: “but the Bible says…”
austin-b-amaro: swall0wmybullet: OH MY GOD BARNEY RUBBLE. They only forgot snow job from ed edd n eddy
huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
sammieslammajamma: 30secondstonarnia: the olympics is a great time for us to come together and admire all the different countries’ hot athletes amen.
me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
Theodor Seuss Geisel: Can you use your imagination?
J.K. Rowling: Do you believe in Magic?
Rick Riordan: Do you know your myths?
Ryan Murphy: Why be like everyone else?
Suzanne Collins: Are you going to make the right choice?
George R. R. Martin: All die, so why fear it?
Veronica Roth: There are always secrets to be broken?
Cassandra Clare: What would you do for love?
Lauren Oliver: What is a world without love?
Orson Scott Card: Can you really break the status quo of society?
Scott Westerfeld: How does one define beauty?
Stephanie Meyer: How do you get a vampire to fuck you?
styleswhore: willow smith is 11 and she’s worth $4 million i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
freekahzoid: yourethehoe: ohyeselifresh: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR why am I crying though? WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?! he kicked the shit out of the black one lol
me: relationships are stupid ill just be alone
me: omg look at that cute couple fuck i am so lonely
me: people are shit i dont need them
me: i need someone to cuddle with me
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
boazpriestly: incognitovindicator: rarutoshi: you guys act like tumblr is an old cellar where we hide dead bodies what the fuck with how much complaining there is here i guess you could say it’s a whine cellar
2012 Olympic organisers: We've run out of ideas for the opening ceremony ...
2012 Olympic organisers: Lets look on Tumblr
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS. GIF bitches…