June 2012
future child: mom can you tell me a story
me: sure
me: this is the story of a girl
future child: what
me: WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.